"it" just moved
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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