Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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