I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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