That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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