Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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