More tranny stories later!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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