You made me cry and you don't even care
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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