youre lurking in front of me
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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