no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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