Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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