at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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