Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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