but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
this will be a night to untag.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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