I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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