I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me