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  So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

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  I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

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  Honestly.

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  Don't say a word.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...

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  I can't

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity

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