the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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