Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
it's like iHOP with fire
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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