We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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