Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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