In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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