They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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