hotel room ftw
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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