But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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