the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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