who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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