I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Why can't burritos get me drunk
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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