If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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