is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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