Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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