and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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