i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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