Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish i was in the wii world.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Randomize
