brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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