some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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