I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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