I love black thongs
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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