I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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