i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Green mimosas i think yes
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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