Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
what the fuck is wrong with you
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