I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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