I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with