thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.