Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door