So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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