"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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