"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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