He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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