just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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