so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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