I can text with my tongue
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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