There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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