Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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