I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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