Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
