I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dick very happy bro
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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