I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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