I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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