Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I wear drunk well.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize
