Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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